I stumbled upon No Trend, and I think this song is amazingly and horrifically good:
I don't know anything about the band (they don't even have a wiki page, what the fuck?), but I take it that they were part of that whole American '80s Hardcore Punk thangg, which I know hardly anything about. If anybody stumbles across this post and has anything to recommend, please help a brother out.
Here's some other songs that aren't as good, but also kept my interest:
Also, bit lame, but I really like some of their album art, especially the font.